If you didn’t read this post’s headline and somehow stumbled onto this page (you, like Michael Hoffman, ARE NOT GAY!!!), you may be wondering how videos of a man masturbating may imply that he’s gay. Those videos, I can understand, make me look that way, and I respect gay people completely, but I’m not gay. “I just want to say, I know there are videos going around of me.
Selfie-taker Michael Hoffman has the ripped physique and boyish good looks of someone who’d tag Instagram posts #instagay, except HE ISN’T GAY!!! He declared as much in a YouTube response to a recent rash of “leaked” videos of him masturbating.
